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Education > If We Knew How to Do This, Then We'd Solve All ...
 

If We Knew How to Do This, Then We'd Solve All ...

If we knew how to do THIS -- then we could solve ALL our problems.



1. Figure out how to use the three seashells in the bathroom. (Judge Dredd)

2. Use only enough Shmoo for our needs, and still live productive lives. (Lil Abner)

3. Stop hoppin when the cereal's poppin. (Rice Krispies)

4. Handle Ice Nine safely. (Vonnegut)

5. Attach laser beams to sharks' heads. (Austin Powers)

6. Remember how to say "Klaatu barada nikto" at the right moment, or have the foresight to write it down. (Army of Darkness, & The Day The Earth Stood Still)

7. Avoid Skeezix, the Swamp and the Alligator, visit the Doctor, and git your old self HOME. (Uncle Wiggily)


posted on Sept 20, 2008 4:47 PM ()

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The only problem is...we have met the enemy, and he is us. --POGO
comment by looserobes on Sept 21, 2008 8:08 PM ()
I think you are on to something here!
comment by elkhound on Sept 20, 2008 10:20 PM ()

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