1. Figure out how to use the three seashells in the bathroom. (Judge Dredd)
2. Use only enough Shmoo for our needs, and still live productive lives. (Lil Abner)
3. Stop hoppin when the cereal's poppin. (Rice Krispies)
4. Handle Ice Nine safely. (Vonnegut)
5. Attach laser beams to sharks' heads. (Austin Powers)
6. Remember how to say "Klaatu barada nikto" at the right moment, or have the foresight to write it down. (Army of Darkness, & The Day The Earth Stood Still)
7. Avoid Skeezix, the Swamp and the Alligator, visit the Doctor, and git your old self HOME. (Uncle Wiggily)