"If Pennsylvania were a country, what would you do?"
Ed shrugs. "Oh, probably invade Ohio," he says.
I'm ready! That state needs to be taught a lesson. I'll go get my gun, which I cling to at night along with my Bible. Because of my bitterness, you know.
But first I have to feed my bird.


Okay, I don't know why the second photo is just a duplicate. The other one didn't load, and I don't know how to reload a photo on an already-loaded article. Hmm.