Anguish Languish Stories: Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, etc
Many years ago, I remember my little brother reading me some of these excruciating tales. I think from a mensa mailing. All the stories are familiar ones made up from good English words, just never the correct ones.
Phrases from them entered my family's lingo, such as "fur oblivious raisins."
Read at your own risk.