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Life & Events > I'm Freeking Out Red!
 

I'm Freeking Out Red!

Redwolf man!! ... I think I am "Freeking out",,, I need your advice. Well anyones actually... Here's whats going on...

Since I was being good awhile, not drinking alot.. I decided to start early today (10/31/08). Now, about 5pm I laid down on the couch to take a little nap.

Suddenly (and I ain't chittin anyone), I started seeing things.. I mean I was seeing "witches, demons", skull people with knives in their head" and even worse!!

Well, I thought it was a "Dream",, But the "doorbell" started ringing. I pinched myself to see if "I was awake", and I WAS!!

It started slowly at first... "A little witch would come to the door".. then a "Goblin".. then something else.

They SCARED the PISS outta me... and what is really "wierd", they was all "MIDGETS"!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, no flucking lie... midget demons!!!!!!!!!!!!

They kept coming and coming... all holding a bag out.. They ALL said "scary things".. The little turds even promised to "trick me", if I didn't give them a "treat"!! Some of the little "spawns of hell", even told me to "smell their feet"?!!! What the hell is up with that????

Well.. once I realized this was "real" and not a "Dream", I decided to do something about it. I gathered up all "Jeremy, and Stephen's video games". All the "cards they like", and all the candy in this house. I put everything I could in each bag... "wierd to me", that's all it took. Most said "Thank you" and left... and soon they stopped coming around.

I almost quit drinking over this thing.. but decided,, best have another... I need to "CHILL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary :)

posted on Oct 31, 2008 4:09 PM ()

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i heard that you even had part of the pooh clan at your house. he was sure a cute little guy.
butter
comment by butterfly1969 on Nov 4, 2008 7:28 PM ()
Just think about this...they will come back again next year. Bwahahahahahahahahahah.
comment by draco on Nov 2, 2008 5:57 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Oct 31, 2008 9:33 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Oct 31, 2008 5:18 PM ()
Like the man from the movie "Airplane" said.."Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"..go back to sleep Gary
comment by redwolftimes on Oct 31, 2008 5:17 PM ()
Happy Halloween Gary.
comment by kristilyn3 on Oct 31, 2008 4:39 PM ()
LOL happy Halloween Gary!!
comment by sybilmariee on Oct 31, 2008 4:38 PM ()

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