If today had been April the first, I would have really gotten my husband GOOD this morning.

I woke up this morning and said hello to Baxter and Bruce who were still in the bed with me. When I spoke my voice was a low as a bass singer in a barbershop quartet. I stumbled in the kitchen and drank some warm coffee, thinking it would help my voice. It didn't~ so I decided to make a prank call to the old hubby while he was at the hospital making rounds.

dial *67 to block call.

he said, " Hello"
I said, " Hello, is this Dr. B?"
he said " yes"
I said, " this is Baptist Medical Center E.R. We have your wife here, her dog bit her."
he said," the dog?"
I said, " yes."
he said, " is she ok, can I talk to her?"
I said, " we took the toe"
he said, " You took the TOE??"

Then I started laughing and it look a minute for him to realize it was me... a good sport he is, he said he would never have known it was me and would have gone on and on about it if I hadn't told him.

Never underestimate the power of a blonde. LOL