I'm in a bad mood today...I had a visit from the street Supervisor about my problem with the guy across the road throwing cat pooh all over the front of my house and smearing it on the gate padlock so I'd get a handful of shit when I go to unlock the gate.

 Fortunately it stinks so bad you kinda get forewarned....the idiot just doesnt realize it...lol.

This is one of those instances where LYING turns around and hits you square in the face or bum..whatever the case may be...lol.

It turns out, they wont believe me unless they see the footage from my (imaginary) video surveillance camera I have installed. I was so upset at the time, I told the lady next door to tell the idiot across the road that I had proof of his ugly deed...caught on tape....lol.

I lied but I was hoping that if he believed I have a surveillance camera installed, it would deter him from doing it again.

Anyway, these two guys, the street Supervisor and his buddy (they never come alone...always in pairs...dont know why) were quite arrogant and clearly tried to make out that the whole thing is my fault, that I should just stop feeding the strays or walk down to the end of the street and feed them there....can you believe these guys?

I told them that strays have been shitting on peoples roofs and pot plants long before I got here.

Oh...back to the lie about the camera....I just told them that I didnt have to show them anything....it is something I will keep to myself for future action....they had already made up their minds, so what was the point...(phew...quick thinking on my part, which is something I'm not very good at...lol).

I guess they kinda stick together...these Indonesians...I'm the foreigner here and I'm the one who has to play by the rules.

Guess what...stop feeding the strays? It aint gonna happen. I told these two idiots if I hadnt had most of the females in this neighborhood sterilized (at great expense), they'd have a lot more shit to contend with.

I told them to tell him that if he does it again, I will smear the whole lot all over his porch furniture and see how he likes it.

They said they would have a chat to him....we'll see what happens.

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode......lol.....WELCOME TO JAKARTA.