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Entertainment > Humor > Grandmothers Are the Greatest!
 

Grandmothers Are the Greatest!





A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."

The Pastor hollered out, "Grace." The congregation began to sing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."

The Pastor said, "Power." The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor said, "Sex." The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden way from in the back of the church a little old eighty-nine year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ... "Precious Memories."


We are going to Cape Girardeau, MO today to visit hubby's kids and our grandson, and we are also looking at a car for our other grandson in Texas. We will probably meet everyone at a restaurant and have lunch, visit, then car shop! It looks as if the weather will be nice today after showers and dreary weather yesterday. You all have a wonderful Sunday.

posted on Mar 30, 2008 5:10 AM ()

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Only one more to go--then I'm finished! For real
comment by angiedw on Apr 5, 2008 5:27 AM ()
What a cute story. Hope you find just the right car.
comment by elderjane on Apr 1, 2008 6:50 AM ()
Good story. As for a car for a grandson, hmmm.
comment by solitaire on Mar 31, 2008 6:59 AM ()
I hope you find the car you are looking for.
comment by hopefields on Mar 30, 2008 11:22 PM ()
Cute joke! What lovely grandparents your grandsons have!
comment by sunlight on Mar 30, 2008 7:08 PM ()
Loved this one! Travel safely....
comment by marta on Mar 30, 2008 6:29 PM ()
comment by teacherwoman on Mar 30, 2008 3:36 PM ()
comment by mattguru18 on Mar 30, 2008 3:12 PM ()
Car dealerships are open on Sunday in Missouri, I take it. They are all closed in Oklahoma.
comment by redimpala on Mar 30, 2008 7:30 AM ()
comment by jjoohhnn on Mar 30, 2008 7:09 AM ()
Good for her!
comment by skysblog on Mar 30, 2008 5:27 AM ()

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