Today was a strange day and I don't know how to feel about it. I was recognized for the very first time. I thought the first time would be so much better. I had this fantasy built up in my head where I would be at some store somewhere perhaps standing in line, but no of course not.
It happen in my bathroom with the plumber who had just yanked a GIANT HAIRBALL out of my shower drain. I don't think there is a need to elaborate.