Well I had my last ultrasound today. The baby is only about six pounds. They said she is engaged and looking like she is ready to go. I told them please do not tease me. I know I will be pregnant forever so lets just drop this any day crap!

You wanna know one of my pet peeves? People that call me every single day and ask the dumbest f-ing question of the year "SO are you still pregnant?" I snapped off earlier after my fifth call. Sure I should have not told my nurse to go to hell, but for the love of God wouldn't she be one of the first people to know the answer to that question?

Damn I waited too late to eat any food now would be suicide by heartburn. So I will just dream about what I will eat in the morning.

We have tickets for George Lopez the 18th of this month. I am not sure if the baby will be inside or outside of me, it is just getting too close. I mean I will be uncomfortable either way, but at least if she is here I will be able to have a drink after, maybe before, fuck maybe even during the show. On the other hand I will still be quite a mess having the baby so soon before the show. At least if I am still pregnant I will not be bleeding, but I won't be drinking. Ugh I guess it is one of those no way to win situations.

We have Metallica tickets for December 1st, now if I am still pregnant OR bleeding when that rolls around SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!