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Life & Events > Relationships > I've Got Balls in My Purse What Do You Got?
 

I've Got Balls in My Purse What Do You Got?

Anyone seen the movie Revolutionary Road? I just watched it last weekend. What a wake up call! See it is about a bad relationship and it really does take two. Leonardo is a bad husband and Kate is a over bearing ball breaking wife. I will not ruin the ending just in case you haven't seen it.

There is a scene where some crazy guy is telling off this couple. It hit home. He started to go on and on about what is whose fault and so on. He tells Kate "No wonder he can't be a man just look at you!"

I was like wow. I need to give the man back his balls. I had confiscated those years ago. I keep them in my purse and never leave home without them.

I have let him have supervised visitation with his balls, but never alone and he never ever is he aloud to take them out and about.

In my defense he is a musician. I have to hold on to those balls of his or someone else will...

So anyhow yesterday, I handed them over, big mistake. We had a huge argument and I slept on the couch. I cried and this morning I slipped into the bedroom before he woke and stole them back.

The balls are back where they belong, right next to my sun glasses in my purse.

Maybe it was just too much testosterone for one man. Maybe this needs to be a process a slow introduction. Maybe I will grant visitation unsupervised for a few hours a week and slowly increase the frequency, then maybe, just maybe I will be able to let him handle them full time and I will have more room in my purse.

posted on Jan 8, 2010 12:05 PM ()

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