So I was sitting here thinking about writing about a bad dream I had last night. Right as I was finishing my "your going to write now smoke", the man called and asked what I was up to. I told him I was getting ready to write. He then said is a worried voice "What are you going to write?" I told him abruptly "I DON'T KNOW!" He said "Well sorry I thought maybe you were going to write about that dream."

I then said to him extremely irritated "I WAS NOT GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THAT! I DON'T EVEN CARE!" He then said "I am sorry, I just wanted to call you and tell you your don't have to worry about anything like that and that I love you."

I then felt the tension release from my shoulders, relaxed my jaw and took a deep breath. I told him "I love you too."

There was silence...

Then I started to laugh and told him I was going to write about the dream and that he needs to stop reading my mind, it pisses me off.

So here is the dream...

I walked into some where and there was this very good looking girl that was waiting for me I think at my house. I sat there and talked with her and then in comes the man. The girl started to act all weird.

When the man walked out of the room, I asked the women what was going on and she said she and the man had just done IT while they were waiting for me.

I was like "Oh my God!" someone had to go down. I told her of course, to get the f out of my house. Then I went to find the man.

I found him and he kept telling me that it wasn't true, until he finally confessed. Well you know men, it wasn't really a confession, but a I guess I did it because you say so, not because I really did it.

So it ended up he did it just because she was just so good looking.

The End



I was a little annoyed when remembering this dream this am! I wanna tell you why:

A. I am sick and tired of dreaming of the man cheating with some beautiful women. One time I had a dream he was making out with LIL Kim in the back seat of a car at a drive in, and LIL Kim told me to get lost...

B. Why don't I ever have sex with Good looking dudes in my own dreams? Every f-ing sex dream I have I am doing or watching something weird. It is never a good looking dude. The man even had a bad dream about me hugging this dude that use to live across the street that we use to call "The Crazy Guy!" not very appealing.

C. Because when I told the man about my dream before he left for work, his big question was "What did the chic look like?" I told him "I DON'T KNOW SHE WAS AVERAGE!" You gotta be crazy if you think that I am going to tell him he did it with some beauty queen.