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Entertainment > Humor > Wednesday Funny
 

Wednesday Funny


A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.



Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?



Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.



"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral."

posted on Nov 16, 2010 9:22 PM ()

Comments:

Nice....
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 17, 2010 1:18 PM ()
I laughed out loud.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:01 PM ()
comment by elderjane on Nov 17, 2010 10:33 AM ()
This came from my long-lost cousin who lives in Carbondale, Illinois. We reconnected this summer after 50 years out of touch.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:01 PM ()
His funeral
comment by fredo on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 AM ()
My mother-in-law would do this.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:02 PM ()
comment by jondude on Nov 17, 2010 8:26 AM ()
I could almost smell those cookies.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:02 PM ()
Oh my word!
comment by juliansmom on Nov 17, 2010 7:06 AM ()
Paints quite a picture, doesn't it?
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:03 PM ()
Nothing like having priorities.
comment by tealstar on Nov 17, 2010 5:19 AM ()
I can imagine that she was just focused on getting that job done, then get the house cleaned up.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:04 PM ()
comment by marta on Nov 16, 2010 11:26 PM ()
I keep thinking of someone else to email it to.
reply by troutbend on Nov 20, 2010 1:05 PM ()

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