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Redlining the Weirdmeter

Headline on a letter to the editor of one of my local papers, "Redlining the Weirdmeter" has such a nice ring to it, and I'm thinking of all the situations where I wished I had the weirdmeter along, just to put things into perspective. According to the columnist, the weirdness is measured in Kardashian units.

Anyhow, I liked that headline. Do you want to know what the subject matter was? Something about the city of Longmont, Colorado trying to use eminent domain to force a Dillards department store to give up some or all of its property rights. It was insider-speak, and not easy to follow. But his ranking things on a Kardashian scale reminded me of Star Trek, because the name sounds like something they would do if you haven't watched TV in the last five years.

So, what else today?

Do we write like we talk? Is reading this just as near as dammit (saw this expression in a novel set in Wales) to talking to me in person? Oh, maybe. Except I never say near as dammit and don't plan to start.

Yesterday I discovered the voice mail that is included with my landline was not activated. One never knows these things until the phone just rings and rings and doesn't go to voice mail. So I called the phone company, and of course they didn't know why it was taken off my account, but they were pleased to restore that service after I listened to a hard sell for getting my cable TV service from the phone company.

It has been very, very windy in Las Vegas and other southwestern regions lately, and we are dismayed here in Colorado to see dust from there has come here and turned our nice snow brown. This will cause it to melt faster due to absorbing more energy from the sun, which is a shame because it's better when it melts slowly. It's also a shame because orange-brown snow isn't very pretty.

Speaking of wildlife, and we weren't, a bear, or could have been raccoons, tipped over the trash can at the fishing parking. I hope it was a bear. This was before the snow, so I couldn't do any tracking. It'd be nice to see it, but it's always best when they don't hang around.

This was taken in September 2007.

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posted on Apr 20, 2013 10:19 AM ()

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So sorry about the dust, also about no fox, and no bear. Hang in. The 15 minutes of fame the Kardashians are enjoying are near their expiration date. I can already smell what comes next.
comment by tealstar on Apr 24, 2013 7:37 AM ()
Yeah, the porch above has netting on the bars since they are too wide for code... Ron was worried about the pups (and now baby) getting through them. Unfortunately that was the second snake to tangle itself in it. I didn't know they were such climbers! and it really and truly did give me a heart attack.
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 21, 2013 1:07 PM ()
Aren't the Kardashians those characters on STAR TREK with the strange wrinkled foreheads?
comment by jondude on Apr 21, 2013 6:16 AM ()
Good guess, but the wrinkly guys, as you well know, are Klingons, and that reminds me pf a guy I used to know.
reply by tealstar on Apr 24, 2013 7:38 AM ()
That's what I think, too, because I haven't kept up with what all those aliens etc. were called.
reply by troutbend on Apr 21, 2013 7:32 AM ()
reply by steeve on Apr 21, 2013 7:20 AM ()
I love the concept of a weirdmeter that measures in Kardashian units.
comment by steeve on Apr 20, 2013 2:46 PM ()
Ain't that the truth! I'm kind of excited about it, and might go so far as to make one. It's like a game spinner but doesn't have to spin.
reply by troutbend on Apr 20, 2013 8:48 PM ()
I just looked through House Beautiful. They are featuring lots of brown
carpet. Your snow is just trying to be trendy.
comment by elderjane on Apr 20, 2013 2:14 PM ()
Brown carpet? I suppose that's better than lime green shag.
reply by troutbend on Apr 20, 2013 8:48 PM ()
Eek. I guess you are one with nature like I have been learning to be.
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 20, 2013 1:49 PM ()
I'm glad I don't have snakes half hanging off my roof. I would have really freaked out at that.
reply by troutbend on Apr 20, 2013 8:51 PM ()
What the heck is 'near as dammit'?????????
comment by greatmartin on Apr 20, 2013 12:15 PM ()
It means as close to being accurate as makes no difference. Example: 'it may not be a perfect match, but it’s as near as dammit.'
reply by troutbend on Apr 20, 2013 8:54 PM ()
Orange-brown snow doesn't sound attractive even when it's under the wheels of a bus. Bummer.
comment by jjoohhnn on Apr 20, 2013 11:19 AM ()
You'd expect it along a busy interstate, but not here in the woods. Up in the high mountains there is a layer of snow, a layer of dust, another layer of snow, and a layer of dust on top of that. Here in the yard, it's just dirty snow everywhere.
reply by troutbend on Apr 20, 2013 8:56 PM ()

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