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Entertainment > Humor > Patsy the Funeral Dog
 

Patsy the Funeral Dog

An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman walking a dog on a leash.

Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the Italian woman walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

''What happened to him?"

"He yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The Italian woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of Italian sisterhood and silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The woman replied, "Get in line."

posted on Jan 27, 2013 11:24 AM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 10, 2013 12:18 PM ()
comment by maggiemae on Jan 28, 2013 8:40 AM ()
Kitchentales just posted a vegetarian chili. I don't know if it's vegan or not.
reply by troutbend on Jan 29, 2013 12:12 PM ()
comment by jondude on Jan 28, 2013 7:09 AM ()
Cats would never do this.
reply by troutbend on Jan 29, 2013 12:11 PM ()
I love this story to pieces.
comment by tealstar on Jan 28, 2013 7:03 AM ()
I am taking a copy to the Italian woman who runs the pizzeria down by the big road. Her name is Lilliana and her husband is Italo. They have been married forever and have, together, run Italian restaurants from really elegant, to this humble pizzeria in a hut in their "semi" retirement. Lilliana does all the work. All of it. Her husband's mother, close to 100 years old, lives with them and in the old Italian tradition, is to be catered to endlessly by her hapless daughter-in-law and this Lilliana does. Furthermore, the m.i.l. sits all day in the pizza hut in a corner and stares into space. She is dressed all in black and looks like every Italian (or Greek) widow from the old country that you have ever seen. She knows very little English (or pretends to know little so she can soak up all that is going on). Italo sits outside looking at the traffic while Lilliana works inside. I think she Lilliana will love this story.
reply by tealstar on Jan 28, 2013 7:26 AM ()
I think this is hilarious. Beware of golden retrievers in cars. They
drench you with drool.
comment by elderjane on Jan 28, 2013 5:38 AM ()
comment by marta on Jan 27, 2013 4:42 PM ()
Our neighborhood kitty thinks she should come into the house, and our Eloise thinks she should go outside at the same time, like an exchange, except Eloise isn't an outside cat, she might forget to come home.
reply by troutbend on Jan 27, 2013 8:54 PM ()
Nasty, nasty, nasty!!!
comment by greatmartin on Jan 27, 2013 3:42 PM ()
Isn't it? Something light for Sunday.
reply by troutbend on Jan 27, 2013 8:52 PM ()
YEAH! ok , go to the top of the class today , another reason to keep my eye on my dog
comment by kevinshere on Jan 27, 2013 3:10 PM ()
A word to the wise.
reply by troutbend on Jan 27, 2013 8:50 PM ()
comment by steve on Jan 27, 2013 12:51 PM ()
The other day I saw a hitchhiker trying to thumb a ride for him and his beautiful large golden retriever. Imagine inviting them into a car that already had a cat.
reply by troutbend on Jan 27, 2013 8:51 PM ()

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