I found this:
"A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner:
'Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.'
Over in Las Vegas, there is a new city ordinance that the panhandlers on the Strip can't have their pets out there with them except between 5 am and noon. They use these animals to get sympathy. This cat is Cheddar, and its owners say they make about $200 a day with his help.



I've never seen a cat sit like that. But I'll bet he'd rather be somewhere shady and quiet.