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A TV Rant


Ed likes to watch re-runs of the Hatfields and McCoys, a film made by Kevin Costner, who also appears in it. I have watched some of it, not by plan, but just because it is occasionally running in the background.

I don’t understand the appeal of this film. It is about people I would never want to know. If they have redeeming qualities, I haven’t seen them. Any family that would allow a disagreement to escalate to the point of murdering the other family is so infantile that I see them as the precursors of Trump supporters and I have certainly had enough of them. Also, for me, the appeal of people who barely know how to read and write is marginal. Plot wise, best case, they all kill each other, end of film. Applause, lights up. Time to eat.

I haven’t been able to get excited by any film Kevin Costner has made since he became a producer-director, and any appeal I thought he had 30 years ago has been completely overshadowed by his choice to do stories I have no interest in.

Now I am going to rant about what is available on daytime TV on the weekends. It’s awful. For my treadmill 30-minute stint, I tune around to get old re-runs of Law & Order, or a movie without too many commercials (good luck with that). When all else fails, I get the home improvement, choose a house and renovate it channel. I like most of those. And it is always interesting to see how a house can be transformed. I do a lot of deep breathing to get me through, when the commercials are on. Most of what is available are sports channels and sell- you-stuff shows, with salespeople whose schtick is so programmed, I want to punch them out.

I wish I could tailor make our standard Dish contract package. Is it possible for me to say, for instance, please remove all religious programming, all Westerns, all sports events? I don’t even need a discount. I just want to avoid clicking on 100 channels to get past this stuff. Can they do this? It’s worth a phone call.

Ed did stream a retrospective of 40s/50s big band music recently. Despite my eschewing most popular culture, these bands and their music are immensely nostalgic for me. The Dorseys, Glenn Miller, Artie Shaw, Harry James, Woody Herman, Benny Goodman. And who can say no to the Andrews sisters singing “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy”? I loved Ella Fitzgerald before she switched totally to scat. I don’t need vocal pyrotechnics. The voice quality and the melody do just fine for me. And the adulation of some modern day critics for some young thing with a wispy voice and her very own angst-ridden song, that she wrote all by her precious little self, makes me want to vomit. What is exciting about a voice that sounds like someone blowing air at you? Also, I didn't have teen angst. I always knew who I was. It's a gift. So their mewling is lost on me.

OK, I’ll shut up now.

posted on Dec 3, 2017 5:15 PM ()

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I'll back Ed up on the westerns. Not as a steady diet, but so many are famous classic things that I love.
Not in the market for it, but how does cable compare to satellite TV now?
comment by drmaus on Dec 4, 2017 11:08 AM ()
We have Dish, a satellite system and occasionally we lose the thread because of heavy rain/storm conditions, but it doesn't happen that often. And we can still stream stuff on Netflix or YouTube or Amazon. I rarely watch standard channels anymore. EVery night I tune in to MSNBC, a cable network so I can watch Rachel Maddow, followed by Lawrence O'Donnell, followed by Brian Williams if I am strong enough to stay up that late. They keep me feeling encouraged because the political climate is so very toxic and I am living on the hope that the Orange Porker will go down.
Rachel, in particular, always has the latest on the investigation. And I spend some time on Facebook meticulously destroying the claims of Trump supporters. Their response? Ya some kinda #####, duh. And I respond, Yes, yes, sweet thing, but where is your argument?
reply by tealstar on Dec 6, 2017 9:40 AM ()
Dish does have a pick your package option - Flex Pack https://www.mydish.com/flex-pack, but I don't know how custom it truly is. Did you look at customizing your channels list so you can use the up/down on the remote to go between your favorite channels? You name this menu Teal, and pressing the Guide button switches from All Channels Guide to My Channels Guide (what you are subscribed to) and Teal Channels Guide. If Ed has his own favorites, you can put them in your list, or you can create a custom channel list named Ed.

Menu (button on remote) =>Preferences=>Favorite Lists
Please forgive me if you already knew this.
comment by troutbend on Dec 3, 2017 8:10 PM ()
thanks for the tips ... I can't eliminate Westerns, or Ed would be really irate. I'll look into this solution. When I got down here and saw that there were channels totally dedicated to westerns and religious programs, I said, "Kill me now, God."
reply by tealstar on Dec 4, 2017 10:04 AM ()

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