Liz and Dolly
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
St. Peter says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said St. Peter, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are!
Cupid

Passion


Hubby and I are looking for a place outside of Pittsfield. People just don't mind their own business and obviously have nothing better to do than to mind ours. If they quit guessing what was up and making up what they can only dream up in their imaginations and asked, they'd be better off.
One of the gals at work has a home in Chichester with a cute little apartment above her garage for 600. a month and it's off the beaten track. Nobody could drive by and see our vehicles and find out where we live. Everything include but the phone and internet, and the plus...there's a pool.
It's day five and I'm still going strong, I had a weak moment yesterday bu grabbed Ra and went to buy supper, by the time we got home I was over it. Thanks again for the support, It's greatly APPRECIATED!!!!
Happy Cooking,
Sum