(Only the old timers would get the title.)
But yes, I'm going to a picnic/carry in tonight. Lions club.

Historically, most of the wives and female members (we have 4) bring in something this side of heaven. Lasagna, baked Alaskan salmon, pecan pie, etc. I gorge and stuff and make myself sick. I'm too stupid to know when to quit. I don't pig out that often--this is my big opportunity. And I haven't eaten all day (except for a tomato and apple).

My contribution to the whole affair is rather simple. I can't compete with the "church" ladies. So I pickled me up some beets a couple of days ago. I thought that would be easy, but I was wrong. However, they do taste pretty good.

On top of all the food I'm eating tonight (unless I show real constraint), I'm eating out with my sister tomorrow noon at Pizza Hut's buffet. I've already rationalized my gluttony to be. I've been cutting and splitting wood all week (besides golf). I need the nourishment and calories, right?