My husband and I live in the Metro Detroit area.

If you are familiar with the scandal and allegations surrounding the mayor of Detroit, then you will appreciate this joke I just got via email.

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the Tijuana border. 'May I see your identification, please?' asked the agent. 'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy. 'Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,'said the agent. 'But I can prove that I'm an American!' he exclaimed.'I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other.' 'This I gotta see,' replied the agent. With that, Joe dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.'By golly, you're right!' exclaimed the agent. 'Go on home to Detroit.' 'Thanks!' he said. 'But how did you know I was from Detroit?' The agent replied, 'I recognized the picture of Kwame Kilpatrick in the middle.