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New Year's Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

10. Read less.

New Years Resolutions
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend less time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Happy New Year Everyone!

posted on Dec 31, 2010 4:06 PM ()

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comment by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:37 PM ()

Thanks! I thought so also!

comment by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:37 PM ()

Love this list!!!!

comment by kristilyn3 on Jan 1, 2011 2:05 PM ()
The perfect list for those of us who have no intention of keeping our New Year's resolutions anyway!!

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:41 PM ()

now there ya go....A list of resolutions I for one will have no trouble keeping Have a very Happy New Year, cuz.

reguards
yer resolute pal
bugg

comment by honeybugg on Jan 1, 2011 11:14 AM ()
Thanks, resolute cuz! This list was made for you and me!!

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:39 PM ()

Reverse psychology is good. (Why is everything underlined?)

comment by solitaire on Jan 1, 2011 6:49 AM ()
What'ta mean! Reverse psychology! I'm completely serious about really working at these resolutions! I have NO idea why everything is underlined.

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:43 PM ()

You forgot "Eat more chocolate."

comment by tealstar on Jan 1, 2011 5:36 AM ()
Oh, Darn! You're right!!

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:42 PM ()

comment by marta on Dec 31, 2010 8:14 PM ()

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:39 PM ()

Great list

comment by anacoana on Dec 31, 2010 6:21 PM ()
A list I can live with

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:38 PM ()

I can keep most of those.

comment by elderjane on Dec 31, 2010 5:11 PM ()
So can I!!!

reply by redimpala on Jan 1, 2011 10:36 PM ()

I for one do not make any.Why?have no interest.
Just want peace around the world.
Happy New Year there.

comment by fredo on Dec 31, 2010 4:10 PM ()
Peace throughout the world would bring us all great happiness. Happy New Year to You too, Fredo.

reply by redimpala on Dec 31, 2010 4:14 PM ()

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