WARNING: This can bore you to tears.

1. How old are you? 16. Sometimes I can be 26. Or 66. Most of the time I'm 4.

2. What is your favorite color? Brown.

3. How old were you when you got your first kiss? I could lie if I want to. I could even make up a great story about how great it was. But I'm not going to. Lie, I mean. I haven't got my first kiss. I know some might think it's pretty embarassing but I want it to mean something. Ask me this question 5 years from now so I can tell you a great non-lie.

4. Did you ever do something illegal? Too illegal to put up here (I'm sure you are corious now).

5. What was one of your most embarrassing moments in life? It had to be when I went to the grocery store and I forgot my wallet. I took nearly everything into my shopping cart so just imagine how embarrassing it was.

6. Did you ever win anything major? Recently I won Best Speaker in the International ELSA (European Law Students Association) English Debating Competition and a scholarship to Cardiff University. And a new motorola phone. But believe me, I didn't deserve it. This dude from Ireland was a lot cooler than me and I still don't have any idea why I won but yeah, whatever. At least now I got a new cellphone.

7. Who was your first love? I don't know, but I think it was a girl. RA. Kartini. She was like, the coolest Indonesian ever. Heh.

8. What was your first car? Since when can a four year-old own a car?

9. What is your favorite dessert? The Sahara. No, really. There IS a dessert called Sahara. It's sort of like chocolate pudding, with banana. I know, weird. But I like it.

10. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Not in public. (Unless you want people to throw rocks at you. That's the way it is here in Indonesia, so just in case you're comin anytime soon, don't say you haven't been warned).

11. Have you ever been out of the USA? I AM out of the USA.

12. What is your most "unfavorite" food? Raw fish make no sense to me.

13. Do you have a hobby? Well I like to read. My reading motto: "anything from world history to necrotizing fasciitis". I also like to play guitar but am not really good at it. Oh-and I like to learn other languages, too.

14. Are you a jealous person? Not really.

15. What is your greatest strength and greatest weakness? My brain and my greatest logic works only in crisis or emergency. It is a strength and weakness at the same time. I wake up late no matter how many hours I sleep. And no matter how many hours I work on my backhand, it sucks. My lob is pretty damn good, though. Oh-and in chemistry exams: I either sleep or cry. No kidding.

Since I have been tagged and have finished answering these torturing questions, I consider myself officially a greaser. Anyone out there who hasn't been tagged? You know what to do!