Ya you, the trailer trash neighbour. (My apologies to normal people who happen to live in trailers.) Recognize your back yard?



If I find just one more arrow in my yard I will be taking it to the cops and if they don't do anything about it I'll be tossing them back into your yard. I hope your brats (who probably fired them my way in the first place) aren't out in that dump you call a yard, when I do.
To the owner of the house you are renting, I say, "SLUM LORD!" for not kicking you and the disgusting, idiots you call family to the curb.

This is not just the worst house in the neighbourhood. It is the only house like this in an otherwise lovely, well kept neighbourhood.