Happily Ever After...

to both the post and your parents!

My ex and I have done the same thing with our son. I never had a bad thing to say about his dad when we were together and it carried on into our apart.

They say if you can sit in peace and quiet for [I think it was] an hr a day helps you to live longer. Not sure if that's a good thing some days, ay.

That's tops that you *know* you'll always get that "totally alone" time.

to the "good" townsfolk.

They are indeed a disgusting example of free speech.

Arhahahaa....Dude!! Your friend is amazingly clever to compensate pee for squirt. I can't help but think her BF deserves to be p*ssed on.

I tell you a job for a person who likes being pissed and pooped on...a nurse aide.

We must have the same w/e off...

Hm he was "escorted" but yet he may be fined for leaving the security area.

I would rather the scan than the groping also. Quicker.

Flying has become quite an experience. Anally raped by rising ticket, baggage costs etc, groped and peeped on before you get on the plane and then possible death.

Just recently I saw this application that parents can put on cell phones where the phone becomes inoperable when it reaches a certain speed. Pretty nifty idea. Shame common sense isn't also an application that can be downloaded onto people.

HeeHee my Baby Daddies [haha I used it on myself!!] name is Richard. I never ever called him Dick, seriously. I would/did call him the GoodDick but that was because he was “good”.

FatBastid is shorter than I. Yeah. I still have my moments will him being so. Luckily he is also stocky, if he was weedy like, I doubt I could have gone there.

Anyway, I am but yet to the possibility of you both maybe bonking each others brains out in the future.

We chicken in this house. I would find a substitute for the spinach part. mmmm on a bed of wild rice...

My eyebrows did a dance all of their own when reading all this.

How long will you be there for. Then how long will the party go for? Is that all the time you “have” to spend with your awful ex-friend?

I wish for you a big happy bubble that envelopes just you, your grandsons and anybody else that you “like”…

It’s the minuteness in detail that would exhaust/amaze me.

While I kinda felt a tad sad at the non-believing in Santa. Only because I remember the great joy I had when planning [and the implementing that went into] a Chrissy Eve when my son was asleep. Once we relocated our tree upstairs after he had gone to bed. Then I painted the soles of a pair of work-boots and stamped Santa’s boot-prints leading to the stairs. His face was priceless when coming out into the lounge room to discover the bloody tree gone. But the delight in his eyes when seeing the boot-prints was sheer awesomeness.

And of course I grumbled about the messy bloody reindeer for spilling their carrot and lettuce snacks…

Yeah don’t ask what I did for the Easter Bunny belief.

Funny, it usually is another kid that blabs out the truth…

Funny, what we remember. How some incidents/experiences never fade and yet others do.

Oooh I will have to try the oven cleaner. I have a few sample pkts of dishwasher stuff in my kitchen drawer, lord knows it probably won’t be used in our dishwasher. We both seem to have an aversion to using one. I dunno, there’s something to be said about having your hands in a soapy sink. Besides wrinkly hands.

Yeah. Overshadowed the stolen car bizo huh.

Yeah. I am not a fan of ANY beauty pageants. The kiddie ones are pretty disgusting to me. Some of the kids if you don’t see their bodies you would think were much, much older than what they are. Just creeps me out that a parent is THAT into them.

I have always adored using bollocks and peckish is what I have always been...Here, I find bollocks I can get away with, without eliciting a frown.

I wonder if Mr. TBends [over] use of the words “annoyed” your visitors? I know, some days I am not in the mood to hear a piss-poor imitation of g’day or hear crikey for the tenth time from this one particular nurse. She’s a good soul, so I forgive her.

...Yeah I had that little problem too. Eventually I just let it be what it be...

Welcome...