Someone sent me this email today:
Ideal husbands...
While creating Husbands, God promised Women that ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.
And then God made the earth round.
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Cleaning the oven: I tried this after my self-cleaning oven didn't any more, and it worked: Sprinkle dishwasher powder on the oven floor and cover with wet paper towels. The next morning it should wipe clean.
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I went to Mr. Troutbend's bowling league with him yesterday and everyone was surprised the league secretary wasn't there. The big news was that one of the bowler's car was stolen, including all his bowling equipment, so they talked about that for awhile. Finally they went ahead and bowled without the guidance of the league secretary (he needed to tell them who was supposed to bowl whom for the position round), and someone went to his house to check on him. He was dead, but we don't know any of the details. Sort of put the car theft into perspective.
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Our weather has finally cooled down to more seasonal temperatures - mid 60s, and the casinos are starting to advertise their upcoming holiday pie giveaway promotions for the locals.