I was ticked off that the weather delays at the Indians-Rays game were filled with old golf tips on the Fox Sports Indians channel, so I switched to the Tornado Channel and watched the weather drama there.

1. Some day one or two of those storm chasers are going to get killed. I guarantee it, because they get too close to those monsters, and last night a couple crews actually drove right into the funnels. Only a moron would drive TOWARD a tornado. The best view of a twister is the one in your rear view mirror.

2. A lady on the Weather Channel keeps saying that the conditions "... are favorable for the development of tornadoes..." FAVORABLE? I call that highly un-favorable. Lemmeouttahere!

3. I would not live in OK, KS, TX, NE or MO for love nor money. Well, maybe, depending on the size of the bribe.

4. So today we are in the 'severe' weather red blob on the Weather Channel's map. I have the windows open because at dawn it was cooler outside and the cats hate being closed up in hot weather. When it rains I shut the windows and all they do is complain. If the town sirens go off they won't complain about being able to explore the sinister cellar! OBOY!