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The Morning After Taxes ...

I finished the taxes last night and printed so much paper (forms) that I nearly ran out of black ink. Then I drove over to TJ's and sat at the end of the bar to watch Tiffany measure the gin in my four Martinis.

Actually, I should call them Gibsons, because I have forsaken olives for a while in favor of little onions. The olives they use leave an oily scum on the drink. I always wash my olives first.

The bar was typical of a Sunday night. TJ's closes at 8:30 pm, so only myself and two younger ladies were on the bar. I stood, got out my novel business cards - the ones that promote my two books - and walked down to them.

They traded cards with me. The blonde, curly-hair with a sharp figure and very appealing face, is named Lori. The other one is her work companion. They are hairdressers here in town.

On and on, after I moved closer, we talked their trade and mine. By the time they left I was on my fourth drink and knew enough about the blonde to write a synopsis.

I shall change my hairdresser soon.

Nice celebration!

...........

Monday cometh. It is still cold. The sky has cleared and it will be warmer this afternoon. Every day this week promises more warmth. I will do some work on the golf driving range before Thursday's round.

...........

I won't mail my IRS check and the papers until tomorrow. I refuse to give it up early. They don't deserve it.

...........

Have a wonderful day. Spring looks good. I hope it stays around for a while. It snowed yesterday during the Indians vs. Athletics game in Cleveland. The Tribe managed to win. Imagine eating those good stadium hot dogs in a snow squall!

posted on Apr 14, 2008 6:49 AM ()

Comments:

Does this whole TAX ordeal put everyone in the same bad mood it puts me in? Nice post. I agree on not giving it up early.
comment by jerms on Apr 16, 2008 2:12 PM ()
Agreed about the taxes. It's nice to know that things are picking up for you, jondude! You deserve some female company. Now if you were down here, I have any number of single teachers I could introduce you to....oh well!
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 15, 2008 1:53 PM ()
Thank goodness I do not have to tackle them - I leave them on Chris's shelf
for him to have to sort out ( being a 'wife', does, have it's advantages)!
comment by augusta on Apr 15, 2008 12:43 PM ()
Did my taxes, as well as my son's, yesterday. I'm also mailing them out tomorrow.
comment by hopefields on Apr 15, 2008 3:21 AM ()
OH Jon, did I tell you I'm finally letting my Dad teach me to play golf?
Here's what he said.
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
comment by cindy on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM ()
I have to go to the CPA's office tomorrow.. gotta write cks to my favorite uncle, Sam. Safe and sound here, healthy and scrapy as ever...lol. Just when I think you are going to have Spring at your house it gets cold... poor Jon.
comment by cindy on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM ()
We've got an extra 15 days to work on our taxes here in Canada.
comment by nittineedles on Apr 14, 2008 5:31 PM ()
Taxes are never fun. Glad you got yours done. We always do ours in February and get it over with.
comment by texastar on Apr 14, 2008 4:30 PM ()
I finished my taxes today — praise God. I'm celebrating with a thick ribeye.
comment by marta on Apr 14, 2008 2:16 PM ()
Sounds like a fun time
comment by elfie33 on Apr 14, 2008 12:06 PM ()
You know there's an old country song "All the women look good
at closing time." Your blog reminded me of that..
comment by susil on Apr 14, 2008 11:42 AM ()
On top of all that, a check came today! I can eat now!

I also made an appointment for a haircut!!!
comment by jondude on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 AM ()
Hell, I think it's time for a full haircut, shampoo, shave, and trim the eyebrows and the ear hair while you're at it too!
comment by hayduke on Apr 14, 2008 9:49 AM ()
I like your description of the blond...
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 14, 2008 8:31 AM ()
No golf today (with my cold and cool temps), but sunny at least.
comment by solitaire on Apr 14, 2008 7:58 AM ()
Taxes are done
comment by grumpy on Apr 14, 2008 7:37 AM ()
I still have to do my taxes! I did everyone else's but forgot mine! and we get a refund. enjoy your day jon, its chilly again here. warmer by wednesday and friday looks like the best day of the week.
comment by elkhound on Apr 14, 2008 6:52 AM ()

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