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Entertainment > Humor > Not Paid for with Arab Oil $$
 

Not Paid for with Arab Oil $$

Guess what this is????




















Yes, you guessed correctly against your better judgment though! It's a new Prison in the UK !

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

Prison vs Work

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
You get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read blogs.

posted on June 26, 2008 8:40 AM ()

Comments:

Did Halliburton build this, looking forward to the future when they will need such accommodations?
comment by drmaus on July 3, 2008 1:00 PM ()
Gee, that would make a nice neighborhood community center, sans the inmates.
comment by shesaidwhat on June 30, 2008 10:03 AM ()
Looks like a hotel..
comment by elfie33 on June 28, 2008 3:59 PM ()
When I first saw this I thought it was a wonderful arrangement for living quarters for corporate executives while they are temporarily assigned overseas to help start up new branches of a company, or to work on new assignments and multi-million dollar business projects. Huh! Someone please wake me up. This is free room and board??? At least it's not in the U.K.
comment by donnaaa on June 26, 2008 9:01 AM ()

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