I hate it when I have a bug. But this is ridiculous. I had an illness a couple of weeks back and in hind sight I think I might actually have been swine flu as I was floored like never before. I know of a few cases in my town and a couple of folk DH works with had been off with it too. As my immunity has obviously been at rock bottom I was just asking to come down with this belter of a cold. 
My nose is in such a state that I think Rudolf will be able to take this Christmas off!! I kid you not my hooter glows and I mean G L O W S!!!!! So frichin brightly that I am sure it can be seen from outer space.  I also stink. Not of BO but of my lotions n potions. Olbas oil mainly with a hint of lemsip, and a dash of lockets. 
My nose is also so chocked up that I all my C's are T's and everything is punctuated with a sniff or a sneeze. 
Anyway better go and hit the