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Entertainment > Humor > Wisdom of the Week
 

Wisdom of the Week

Received the following from a friend in my mail:

When Grandma Goes To Court - PRICELESS

When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.


In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'



posted on May 23, 2008 6:45 AM ()

Comments:

comment by ekyprogressive on May 27, 2008 5:45 AM ()
I know you laughed when you first read this just like I am laughing now!
comment by donnamarie on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM ()
Gotta watch out for grandmas AND judsges!!!
comment by greatmartin on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM ()
This is brilliant - very funny stuff
comment by lynnie on May 23, 2008 1:28 PM ()
This was great! Thanks for sharing.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on May 23, 2008 1:05 PM ()
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
comment by fredo on May 23, 2008 9:53 AM ()

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