Good Mawnin', Mah Fella Amuricans:
    There's been a lotta jaw flappin' among the "major" candidates about a gas tax "holiday" wherein the gub'ment suspends the federal tax on gasoline for the summer months. This is nothing but a lolly held out to voters to pander for votes. The federal gas tax helps fund repairs to roads, bridges and other infrastructure items, which as we all know, are sorely needed. If the gas tax is repealed and a windfall profits tax is enacted (rotsa ruck getting THAT past the Pacyderms in Congress) the oil companies will just raise prices all the more. The poor working schmucks like you and me, well... since I'm retired, like you, will end up paying just as much or more at the pump. Its idiotic and will serve no useful purpose.  I propose a moratorium on price hikes from the oil companies. If those greedy bastids raise prices over the summer, prosecute them for price gouging. That'll hit them where they live and give some real relief to consumers. Next, we get our asses in gear and start developing coal liquification, electric cars, and exploring for new oil deposits.....including, unfortunatly, the Alaskan Wildlife Reserve (ANWR). If done with environmental concerns in mind, the damage to the eco-system can be kept to a minimum. And how about methane? I saw this story on the news the other night where this guy had a dairy farm and he met all the electricity needs of the farm plus a number of his neighbors by utilizing methane gas made from cow manure. Now if we could only find a way to adapt this method for use on a nationwide scale all our energy problems would be solved because if there's anything Amurica has an abundant supply of is bull shit.  Witness this idiotic gas tax plan. It's all a scheme to get yer votes. You good folks in Indiana and North Carolina, vote for the only candidate who won't shine moonbeams up yer collective skirts, vote for the only candidate who will give it to you with the bark on it, vote for the candidate who will not pander and insult yer inteligence. Vote Early....Vote Often...Vote For BUGG!!!
reguards
yer Wake Up, Amurica pal
bugg