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Children, Please

Good Monday Evening, MyBloggers pals:

Now I ask ya, can the Jackass presidential campaign get any more childish? First it was who sat on the board at Wally World and who buddied up to a slumlord, then it was who gives speeches and who offers solutions, now its who used lines from someone else's speech. Oh, my aching ass. I guess all of the major problems (i.e. health care, the economy, drugs and guns, immigration) have been solved and so now these two babies are engaged in a perpetual "sez you" contest where all they have to talk about is this trivial shit. Now Hill is 6o something and Barack is 40 something and everytime I see them on the tube I keep getting the urge to call them up and say "Grow up for God sake, and act yer ages. Don't make me come out there and separate you two." If this keeps up, the Pacyderms are gonna sit back on their low key laurels, campaign on the implied premiss that "See? They are so immature. Tsk, tsk,tsk. Black people and women just aren't ready to be president." and they'll win again.
That's why I, Honey J. Bugg, try to keep above this fray. I will run my campaign on a higher, more mature level. Policy and substantive issues will be the fodder of debate, not some paultry, insignificant and trifling dreck.
I mean what do I care that Hillary has a big ass and her pant suits are so dowdy my mother wouldn't even wear them or that Barack has open car door ears and the biggest teeth this side of Transylvania.

Vote Early, Vote Often, Vote for a Grownup
VOTE FOR BUGG!!!!



reguards
yer keeping on the high road pal
bugg

posted on Feb 18, 2008 3:44 PM ()

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Money is only "soft" if you sleep on it. By the way, Bugg Maam, I have a check here from one Mr. P. Walnuts... and we have to be careful with this guy. Do I send it back or put it in the secret coffee can stash?
comment by jondude on Feb 19, 2008 5:43 AM ()
I've always hated how those campaigning for any election try as hard as possible to dig up 'dirt' on their opponent. It turns into a very childish game between candidates. You may just have to go there and put the two of them in time out! hehehe
comment by hopefields on Feb 19, 2008 2:28 AM ()
Now Buggs, you know that sandbox politics and politicians have been in the driver's seat for eons! I will be glad when all the hoopla is over and you take your sand bucket to the big sandbox in Washington and show these sausages how the game is played!
comment by angiedw on Feb 19, 2008 1:42 AM ()
Oh yes, the higher level: Hill's bottom and Barack's ears! If they run together... we could combine them! Glad you're here! Will be voting early & often!
comment by sunlight on Feb 18, 2008 10:41 PM ()
Oh, is it a political campaign?? I thought it was a popularity contest. Aren't issues, not personalities discussed in a political campaign??
I wonder how (IF) they would handle the platform you posted?
comment by greatmartin on Feb 18, 2008 5:41 PM ()
I'm campaigning every day and I've collected much monopoly $$ for you
comment by teacherwoman on Feb 18, 2008 5:08 PM ()
You got my vote sista sledge!
comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 18, 2008 4:04 PM ()
That's our Buggs, taking the high road, per the usual. Let the children play, you can run our country!!
comment by cindy on Feb 18, 2008 3:47 PM ()

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