Good Monday Evening, MyBloggers pals:
Now I ask ya, can the Jackass presidential campaign get any more childish? First it was who sat on the board at Wally World and who buddied up to a slumlord, then it was who gives speeches and who offers solutions, now its who used lines from someone else's speech. Oh, my aching ass. I guess all of the major problems (i.e. health care, the economy, drugs and guns, immigration) have been solved and so now these two babies are engaged in a perpetual "sez you" contest where all they have to talk about is this trivial shit. Now Hill is 6o something and Barack is 40 something and everytime I see them on the tube I keep getting the urge to call them up and say "Grow up for God sake, and act yer ages. Don't make me come out there and separate you two." If this keeps up, the Pacyderms are gonna sit back on their low key laurels, campaign on the implied premiss that "See? They are so immature. Tsk, tsk,tsk. Black people and women just aren't ready to be president." and they'll win again.
That's why I, Honey J. Bugg, try to keep above this fray. I will run my campaign on a higher, more mature level. Policy and substantive issues will be the fodder of debate, not some paultry, insignificant and trifling dreck.
I mean what do I care that Hillary has a big ass and her pant suits are so dowdy my mother wouldn't even wear them or that Barack has open car door ears and the biggest teeth this side of Transylvania.
Vote Early, Vote Often, Vote for a Grownup
VOTE FOR BUGG!!!!
reguards
yer keeping on the high road pal
bugg