Cindy had this on her blog. Since I have not pissed her off for a while- I thought I would here.

The blue is the Question.

Purple is what she wrote.

Red is her real answer.

If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

---without a doubt /Hell I’d do it for a $25.00 gift card from Wal-Mart

If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

---- can't think of anyone, dead or alive/ how ever is Goddess still open


If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

---- absolutely not/ I am a nurse I know too many Plastic Surgeons-I have 5 on speed dial

Whom do you admire and why?

--- I admire meek, mild folks, all of them./that and anybody who will give me a free parking space

What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

----- The Elves and the Shoemaker / It was Hansel and Gretel I pulled for the witch

You're walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

----  get someone to calm her down, cover my mouth with a wet shirt, and look for an entrance, or something. / ask her if she has Blue Cross and what is her Co-Pay. Then I would take  off my wet tee shirt-- thrill the men and save the child.

If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

---- no, everyone has their nitch, they should find theirs./ that is a real answer

What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

---- meeting Grumpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ Real answer


What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
Alcohol: Vomiting and hangover.

-----KISSING Grumpy... LOLOL/ then watching him throw up and vomit.

As you’re walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

---- I would probably wait for the owner of the car... if no one claimed it, I would take it to a top notch attorney, make sure it made it ways back to the rightful owners or it would be mine./ Money  what money?

If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

---- abso- freeking- lutely./ only after I made sure I was on the Insurance.

In
front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive
you'd receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to
your head and pull the trigger?
----- no/ Where is grumpy when I need him?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

----- older than most / which time?

Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

----spirits of a sort./ Jack Daniels, cheap wine, Oh and 1 ex-husband who is a blood sucking SOB.

If you could live forever, would you want to?

-----yes/ and as the Devils spawn I will

Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

---- Katie Scarlett/ or that woman from Sweeny Todd.

If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

------ early American West? /When I was a young girl I loved it.
If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

--- NO/ Only if it is  ex-husband #3
If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

----NO/ It is Goddess  or nothing.

Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

---- live longer/ I need the time to make Grumpy’s life a real hell on earth

Well that ought to piss her off

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