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Life & Events > What the Ladies Want-a Fairy Tale
 

What the Ladies Want-a Fairy Tale

I recently went back to blogster to see what was up and while I was there I took the time to revisit some of the old blogs I wrote and or posted. I thought you might like this story.


 

 

A Hypothetical Question

Did you ever go to the laundry mat and when you get home wonder where that 36 DD black lace bra and thong panties came from. You sit and think-and can’t remember any reason why they would be in your laundry, and I mean any reason and that makes you sad.

Then you realize that your clothes are getting more action than you are-so now you are right past sad and heading fast towards depression.

I am sure this has happened to all of us---nope just me ???

Figures

 

Now I may not be smart enough to write a story like this-but I am smart enough to recognize the truth when I see it.

Ugly and beautiful

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared..

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day.....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?








Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?









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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly!

posted on Nov 22, 2008 9:08 AM ()

Comments:

comment by anniel on Nov 23, 2008 1:25 AM ()
You have lovely bookmarks!
comment by sunlight on Nov 22, 2008 10:33 PM ()
Well, you know I got the answer right BEFORE I scrolled down... because of the answer to "What does a woman want?" And, that's the secret of life... Pay attention. Well, most of the time... when you know there's going to be a test?
comment by sunlight on Nov 22, 2008 10:31 PM ()
For some reason this reminds me of the old adage: "If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
comment by jwrone on Nov 22, 2008 9:54 PM ()
comment by cindy on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM ()
Excellent story indeed!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 22, 2008 2:40 PM ()
Ain't it the truth? (Sorry solitaire, I know you dislike the word ain't. Just using it this time for effect, )
comment by shesaidwhat on Nov 22, 2008 2:01 PM ()
comment by dragonflyby on Nov 22, 2008 12:18 PM ()
And you should always remember that thought, dear one.
comment by mzscarlett on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 PM ()
Ha!!!
comment by nenah on Nov 22, 2008 10:46 AM ()

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