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Entertainment > Humor > Want Bigger Breasts???? Lol
 

Want Bigger Breasts???? Lol

"Fresh from my shower I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion."

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.".

Willing to try anything I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years."

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

posted on May 4, 2008 6:19 PM ()

Comments:

My answer to the title...HELL, NO!

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comment by donnamarie on May 7, 2008 11:57 AM ()
comment by hopefields on May 6, 2008 6:53 PM ()
comment by elfie33 on May 5, 2008 3:56 PM ()
comment by mellowdee on May 5, 2008 1:19 PM ()
I can't wait to tell the wife this one...then again maybe I can
comment by redwolftimes on May 5, 2008 1:08 PM ()
This is so great!
comment by teacherwoman on May 5, 2008 11:00 AM ()
OUch,
comment by fredo on May 5, 2008 9:29 AM ()
Oh, that is so bad! But it was also so good!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on May 5, 2008 7:56 AM ()

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