Profile
Photos
Comments
*****************************************************************************
The liquid inside
young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood
plasma.
plasma.
***************************************************************************
No piece of
paper can be folded in half
paper can be folded in half
more than seven
(7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
(7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more
people annually
people annually
than plane crashes
or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more
calories sleeping
calories sleeping
?
than you do watching
television.
television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not
produce acorns
produce acorns
until they are fifty
(50) years of age or older.
(50) years of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to
have a bar code
have a bar code
was Wrigley's
gum.
gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts
is the only king
is the only king
without a
moustache
moustache
***************************************************************************
American
Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by
eliminating one (1) olive
eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad
served in first-class.
served in first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is
the only planet that rotates clockwise.
the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Since Venus
is normally associated with women, what does this tell
you?
is normally associated with women, what does this tell
you?
(That women
are going the 'right' direction...?)
are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not
caffeine,
caffeine,
are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning.
waking you up in the morning.
************************************
***********************************
***********************************
Most dust
particles in your house are made from
particles in your house are made from
DEAD
SKIN!
SKIN!
************************************************************************
****
****
The first owner of the
Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first
'Marlboro Man'.
'Marlboro Man'.
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney
was afraid
was afraid
Of
MICE!
MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS
MELT
MELT
IN
VINEGAR!
VINEGAR!
*********************************************************************
The three
most valuable brand names on earth:
most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro,Coca
Cola,andBudweiser,?in that
order.
Cola,andBudweiser,?in that
order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead
a cow upstairs...
a cow upstairs...
but, not
downstairs.
downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack
doesn't echo,
doesn't echo,
and no one knows
why.
why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have
recommended that a toothbrush
recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six
(6) feet away from
(6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid
airborne particles
airborne particles
resulting from the
flush.
flush.
?
(I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)
in the living room now!)
***************************************************
And the
best for last....
best for last....
Turtles can breathe
through their butts.
through their butts.
(I know some people
like that, don't YOU?)
like that, don't YOU?)
So.......................
Remember, knowledge is
everything, so pass it on...and go move your
toothbrush!!!
everything, so pass it on...and go move your
toothbrush!!!