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Entertainment > Humor > It's So Simple!
 

It's So Simple!


The St.
Petersburg
Times Newspaper
asked readers for ideas on "How Would
You
Fix the
Economy?"



I think this guy nailed
it!


Dear Mr..
President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing
America 's economy.


Instead of giving billions of dollars to
companies that will
squander
the
money on lavish parties and
unearned bonuses, use the
following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement
Plan:


There are about 40 million people over 50
in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for
early retirement with the
following
stipulations:


1) They MUST retire.  Forty million job
openings -


Unemployment
fixed.


2) They MUST buy a new American CAR.  Forty
million cars ordered-


Auto Industry
fixed.


3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off
their mortgage -


Housing Crisis
fixed.


It can't get any easier than
that!


If more money is needed, have all members
of Congress and their
constituents pay their
taxes...


posted on Apr 29, 2009 6:57 AM ()

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