- Proof That The World Is
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- In Lebanon , men are legally
allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
 - (Like THAT makes sense.)
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- In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
- only see their reflection in a mirror.
- (Do they look different reversed?)
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- Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies
- to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick
- or piece of wood at all times.
- (A brick?)
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- The penalty for masturbation
- in Indonesia is decapitation.
- (Much worse than 'going blind!')
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- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
- the first time
- Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
- (Let's just think for a minute...
- Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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- In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
- The husband's illicit lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
- (Ah! Justice!)
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- Topless saleswomen are legal
- in Liverpool , England --
- but only in tropical fish stores.
- (But of course!)
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- In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband; and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
- (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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- In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.
- (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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- In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
- with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
- (Is this a great country or what?
- Well, not as great as Guam !)
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- Banging your head against a wall uses
- 150 calories an hour.
- (Who volunteers for these tests?)
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- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,
- and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
- (From drinking little bottles of what ?)
- (Did our government pay for this research?)
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- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- (Ah, geez.)
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- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- (I know some people like that.)
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- Starfish don't have brains.
- (I know some people like that, too.)
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- And, the best for last?
- Turtles can breathe through their butts.
- (And I thought I had bad breath
- in the morning!
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