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One day the old
German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the
intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm
in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat............
German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the
intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm
in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat............
Just as the leopard
is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'
Hearing
this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes
over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was
close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who
had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So, off he goes, but
the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his
back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of
running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German
Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story...
Don't
mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and
treachery!
BS and brilliance
only come with age and experience.