ELVIS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!

I went to the semi annual Home Show at the Fort Lauderdale Convention Center and found out that I was one of 'them'! I am finally an old fart, a real senior citizen! I
took every free sample they were giving out whether I needed/wanted
them or not. At the same time I found out at how fattening the Home Show
is--seems like EVERY exhibit was handing out candy, mainly chocolates,
or muffins or cookies or cappuccino and, of course, being a senior
citizen and having paid $5 (using a half off coupon!) I had to have each
goody offered. I, also, got/took 4 recyclable shopping bags, 17 pens, 2
mail openers, a coffee cup. a magnifying glass (for these old eyes),
pocket mirror, key chain, clip, Miracle Grow single, a tube of chap-stick and did I mention candy?

SOME OF THE GOODIES

By the way there were also some home furnishings and accessories.

AH, SOME MORE GOODIES!

Okay, I have to go eat some candy and I am NOT that old or fat!! Well, maybe I am eligible to be, or am, an old fart!  LOL