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A TAX POEM
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
Where
he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are
the rule.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
Where
he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are
the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his
coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his
dirt.
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his
coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his
dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to
think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his
tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax
his……
Tax all he has
Then let him know
You won't be done
Till
he has no dough.
When he screams,
Tax him some more,
Tax him
till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his
grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his
tomb,
' Taxes drove me
To my doom...'
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to
think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his
tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax
his……
Tax all he has
Then let him know
You won't be done
Till
he has no dough.
When he screams,
Tax him some more,
Tax him
till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his
grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his
tomb,
' Taxes drove me
To my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
Inheritance
tax.
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
Inheritance
tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license
Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise
Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal U nemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing
License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per
gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of
tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare
Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service
Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational
Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service
Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone
Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility
Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft
Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and
our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no
national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
hmmm, wonder if THEY get a 'tax' break?!
Building Permit Tax
CDL license
Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise
Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal U nemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing
License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per
gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of
tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare
Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service
Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational
Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service
Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone
Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility
Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft
Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and
our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no
national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
hmmm, wonder if THEY get a 'tax' break?!