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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on
stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you
In here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my
tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry
about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when
you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.
'The second kid then asks, 'What are you here
for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck
buddy. I had that done when I was born.
Couldn't walk for a year.'
