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Entertainment > Humor > A Little Humor for the Holiday
 

A Little Humor for the Holiday

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.................

1. Talk about a huge breast!


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. It's
Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


5. That's one terrific spread!


6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


10. Don't play with your meat.


11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.


12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!


14. You still have a little bit on your chin.


15. How long will it take after you stick it in?


16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


posted on Nov 22, 2010 5:14 PM ()

Comments:

comment by panthurdreams on Nov 26, 2010 10:45 PM ()
Only you, Martin, can get away with this!
comment by solitaire on Nov 24, 2010 6:17 AM ()
You are a rascal!!
comment by febreze on Nov 23, 2010 12:23 PM ()
You are bad Martin.(right dirty mind)
comment by fredo on Nov 23, 2010 9:29 AM ()

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