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If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam
answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew
formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A:
Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in
the oceans?
A:
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow
towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a
vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are
steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What
happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and
you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease
associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death
Q: How are the main
parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen)
A: The
body is consisted
into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is
the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love
this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian
Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew
formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A:
Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in
the oceans?
A:
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow
towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a
vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are
steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What
happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and
you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease
associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death
Q: How are the main
parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen)
A: The
body is consisted
into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is
the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love
this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian
Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.