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Entertainment > Movies > Kiss the Bride--a Movie Review
 

Kiss the Bride--a Movie Review

The premise of "Kiss The Bride" seems to be that you can love a man and not love men therefore not be gay.

I forget what movie it was that had the line, "Why is it only gay men who say they are bi-sexual?" In this movie the line is, "Why is it that men who are leaving their wife for a male says that he is bi-sexual?" Now Anne Heshe left Ellen for a man but I have never heard of a man leaving his male lover for a female though I am sure it has happened as it does in this movie.

The movie is 115 minutes and has a lot of padded material that could have been cut but then it probably would have run only about 60-70 minutes. All the roles of the mothers and fathers doesn't really add anything to the movie except a sit-cm line here. and there for laughs.

This is the second movie in a month--the other being Made Of Honor--that is a take off on "My Best Friend's Wedding" but neither have actors of the caliber of Julia Roberts and/or Rupert Everett.

While Philipp Karner and James O'Shea do okay as the previous teenage lovers Tori Spelling doesn't register as the bride to be. Jane Cho (I don't believe any relation to Margaret Cho)is fine as Philipp's assistant, at a magazine with a hideous gay name which wouldn't sell a copy, she seems to have been thrown in the movie just to throw off one-liners which she does with style.

The various parents played by recognizable names and/or faces such as Tess Harper, Robert Foxworth and Joanna Cassidy really don't add anything to the plot lines. There is also a male stripper scene which provides a 'meet cute' between Philipp & Tori and provides a few unnecessary scenes between the real stripper and the sister.

I will admit I got teary eyed at more than one scene in the last half hour but since I am such an easy crier that really doesn't mean anything. :O)

I got more than I expected from the movie as I really didn't expect much but can't really recommend paying theatre prices so would suggest renting the DVD (which I think is available now) and fast forwarding during the 'parents' scenes.

The two male leads do offer some eye candy, including rear shots and plenty of shirts off shots, as too many 'gay' themed movies do but shy away from frontal nudity which is a (good) change.

posted on June 6, 2008 3:10 PM ()

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"My Best Friend's Wedding" was not a movie about friendship. Real friends don't try to destroy a relationship that makes you happy. I sat through it, but cried all the way home. All four blocks, at the time What a terrible thing to do to a friend! The real friend was the gay man who went to the wedding to hold her hand. There was nothing sweet about it.
comment by thestephymore on June 8, 2008 4:18 AM ()
It sounds like a fun, light, and fluffy movie to see when I want to just enjoy and not work too hard. I agree with Donna, though. Sounds like more a DVD choice than a theater choice.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on June 7, 2008 9:27 AM ()
Gee, I'm not sure I would be interested in paying the price to see this at the movies after reading your review, but I would have considered renting the movie on DVD. But, if you say it should be fast-forwarded during parents scenes even when the movie/story hasn't even been seen before, then it might not even be worth paying the price of a rental. Not when I can get a full-length movie for the same price! Maybe I'll just check for the good scenes on YouTube...that's free. (Oh, you know me, if I was looking for a rental and I saw this, I'd probably still go ahead and rent it and then watch it all the way through.)
comment by donnamarie on June 6, 2008 6:03 PM ()
why do you waste your time seeing this type of movie.
All the has been actor getting this silly roles.
Well,that is you for me thumbs down on this one and do not even
liked the title of the movies.
comment by fredo on June 6, 2008 4:10 PM ()

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