ristol Palin touts sexual abstinence!

You have to hand it to Bristol Palin. Like her mom, she's an expert at turning a sow's ear into a silk purse.
All teens do stupid things. Bristol figured out a way to get paid
for talking about her stupid thing, in the form of giving a public
service announcement extolling (choke!) teen sexual abstinence.
I don't know if young Bristol's trying to help burnish her mother's
image for a presidential run in 2012, but if I were Sarah Palin, I'd be
trying to keep her out of the spotlight.
After all, Sarah's shooting for the Republican primary,
with all those pinch-mouthed morals voters, and having an unwed teen
mother in the family displays a decidedly liberal-style cavalier
attitude toward what is good and proper.
But then, if you're Sarah Palin, the Great Foxy Hope for the
Conservative Future, they can bend the rules a little. Bristol's
"situation" becomes a joyous celebration of life.
Now, if we could just get the girl to fly to Vermont and marry a woman..