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Entertainment > Humor > Funny-----or Not?????
 

Funny-----or Not?????






John
Smith started the day early having set his alarm



clock



  



 



(MADE
IN JAPAN )



for
6 AM



 



 



While
his



 coffeepot



 



(MADE
IN CHINA )



  



 was
perking, he shaved with his



  



electric
razor



  



 (MADE
IN HONG KONG ).



  



He put
on a



  



dress
shirt 



  



 (MADE
IN SRI LANKA ),



  



designer
jeans



  



(MADE
IN SINGAPORE )



  



 and



  



tennis
shoes



  



(MADE
IN KOREA )



  



 After
cooking his breakfast in his new



  



electric
skillet



  



 (MADE
IN INDIA )



  



he sat
down with his



  



calculator



  



 (MADE
IN MEXICO )



  



to see
how much he could spend today. After setting his



  



watch



  



 (MADE
IN TAIWAN )



  



to the



radio



  



(MADE
IN INDIA )



  



he got
in his



car



  



(MADE
IN GERMANY )



  



filled
it with



GAS



  



 (from
Saudi Arabia )



  



and
continued his search



  



for a
good paying AMERICAN JOB.



  



At the
end



  



of yet
another
discouraging



  



 and fruitless
day



  



checking
his



  



Computer



  



(Made
In Malaysia ),



  



 Joe
decided to relax for a while.



  



 He
put on his



sandals



  



(MADE
IN BRAZIL )



  



poured
himself a glass of



  



wine



  



(MADE
IN FRANCE )



  



and
turned on his



  



TV



  



(MADE
IN INDONESIA ),



  



and
then wondered



  



why he
can't find



  



a good
paying job



  



 in
AMERICA .



posted on Feb 5, 2009 5:28 AM ()

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