John
Smith started the day early having set his alarm
clock
(MADE
IN JAPAN )
for
6 AM
While
his
coffeepot
(MADE
IN CHINA )
was
perking, he shaved with his
electric
razor
(MADE
IN HONG KONG ).
He put
on a
dress
shirt
(MADE
IN SRI LANKA ),
designer
jeans
(MADE
IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis
shoes
(MADE
IN KOREA )
After
cooking his breakfast in his new
electric
skillet
(MADE
IN INDIA )
he sat
down with his
calculator
(MADE
IN MEXICO )
to see
how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE
IN TAIWAN )
to the
radio
(MADE
IN INDIA )
he got
in his
car
(MADE
IN GERMANY )
filled
it with
GAS
(from
Saudi Arabia )
and
continued his search
for a
good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the
end
of yet
another discouraging
and fruitless
day
checking
his
Computer
(Made
In Malaysia ),
Joe
decided to relax for a while.
He
put on his
sandals
(MADE
IN BRAZIL )
poured
himself a glass of
wine
(MADE
IN FRANCE )
and
turned on his
TV
(MADE
IN INDONESIA ),
and
then wondered
why he
can't find
a good
paying job
in
AMERICA .