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Entertainment > Humor > Final Rites
 

Final Rites


 Country Funeral Story



 As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a
funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no
family or  friends.The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the
country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost. Being
a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I  finally arrived an hour
late.I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

 

The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the
workers  for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I
saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them
up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.


 The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently,
as I  began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking forward
to a brighter tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began  to
say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men
truly inspired me. So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached 
before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

 

 I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked
the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my
coat, I heard one of the workers say to another,

 

 

 

 


 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and I've
been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years.


posted on Sept 23, 2008 6:52 PM ()

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OUch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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