"No, I did not have sex with that/those woman/women."

About a year ago I wrote about my sexual prowess backed up by statistics, taken from my diaries, etc., showing what an amateur Wilt Chamberlain was.

I was a sex addict for about 50 years--I always put pleasure before business--I loved the chase--I cruised everywhere and anywhere--when I traveled I made a point of having sex in every town, city, state and country I went to--hey, everyone has their own ideas of souvenirs!! Yes, I got arrested two times (for lewd and lascivious conduct--but times the charges were dismissed) but that was the worst of it--oh, yes, full disclosure: I did get hepatitis and the crabs once.

I started when I was 12 years old--looking older I was going to the bars and baths during my teens and seducing older men, who were at least in their 20s!! LOL And then in 1981 AIDS appeared on the scene and I sort of slowed down--no, didn't stop but practiced safer sex.

I wouldn't suggest anyone growing up today to even attempt to break my record--let it retire with me.

In the past few years I have become sort of jaded towards sex--heck, by the time I was 19 I had tried everything you can imagine and some things you can't. I have become tired of the chase knowing how it would end and now when it (sex) happens it happens. (No, I don't need viagra yet!!)

It's been a great run and I must say I enjoyed it at least 98% of the time--hey, I believe sex is as good as you make it--and now at 72 have decided to quit that particular rat race.

By the way my heirs have instructions to destroy all my diaries, tapes and nude photo albums if I haven't gotten rid of them by the time of my demise--don't want any innocent victims getting hurt!

Maybe, finally, I will learn moderation as I approach 18 and maturity!!! LOL