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Beware of Server Carrying Spoon in Pocket

The next time you go out to a restaurant, think about this.



THE STRING AND THE SPOON

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed
that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt
pocket.

It seemed a little strange.

When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also
had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all
the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the
spoon?"

"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen
consulting to revamp all our proc esses. After several months of
analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently
dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3
spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared,
we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-
hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to
replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to
the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out
of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters
had strings hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I
asked the waiter, "Excuse me,but can you tell me why you have that string
right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so
observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we
can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of
you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and
eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by
76.39 percent.

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the
spoon."




posted on June 11, 2008 9:35 AM ()

Comments:

comment by donnamarie on June 13, 2008 12:12 PM ()
comment by itsjustme on June 12, 2008 1:03 AM ()
Sick and twisted. And very funny!
comment by thestephymore on June 11, 2008 9:58 PM ()
comment by mellowdee on June 11, 2008 3:11 PM ()
comment by teacherwoman on June 11, 2008 2:06 PM ()
but I would not take a spoon from his pocket.
Think of the germs that he carry with this weapon.[
THUMBDOWN]Cute,martin
comment by fredo on June 11, 2008 10:15 AM ()
I should have seen that coming
comment by ducky on June 11, 2008 10:13 AM ()
comment by lunarhunk on June 11, 2008 9:58 AM ()

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