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What's Age Got to Do with It??? Lol
What's Age Got to Do with It??? Lol
THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper, groceries
are heavier, and everything is farther away? Yesterday I
walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover
how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially
the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you
ask them to speak up, they just keep repeating themselves,
endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red
in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.
On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than
I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged
so much she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my
hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection...
Well, REALLY NOW, even mirrors are not made the way they
used to be!
And another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're
risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in
front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out
awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my
rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why
else would they suddenly start labeling a size 34 or 36 dress
as 42 or 44? Do they think no one notices these things no
longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and chest?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same
prank but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the
number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself
weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're
fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's
going on, but the telephone company is in on the
conspiracy too: They've printed the phone books in such
small type no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under
attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon
everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
P.S. I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because
something has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller
than they once were.
posted on Aug 14, 2010 6:56 PM ()
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